Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Gemini

                                                             








A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face. He has a high forehead and very clever. He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person. His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he start talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talk machine mouth. He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic. He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is "Fast" or nearly call "Hyperactive".

He has a long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something. He is the type who will write or scribble on paper, he never stay still. His hair always  well comb or neat. He will spent a long time to comb his hair. He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean. He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him. He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keeps buying new cloths and make sure he is in style. He knows how to dress well even with a low budget. He gets bored easily with his favorite cloths , cologne. He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent.

If you date this kind of guy, you might think you are dating 2 guys, you will have to guess his feeling and emotion. Is he doing thing because it is a duty, or is it because he wants to? He changes his mind as fast as he change a new pairs of shoes. He can pick up a book and roughly read through and understand it's contents, so if you see a Gemini man who reads the whole book, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac.

He hates to set fix schedule, and dislike a boring same routine job. He could hardly be on time, and can only keep time if it is completely important and necessary. He does not come late because he forgets, but because he always find other attractions along the way. He likes to act opposite to what he wants to do. He is a very good speaker and make a very good politician. 

He can easily persuade other people and can well present himself in public, a real charmer. If he is a writer, he will write the best seller.

He always search for truth and constantly study himself. He is never satisfied about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more. He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction.

Woman in love normally wants to feel secure and stable, but if you fall in love with this guy be prepare to be alone. He will come to see you when he feels like it. He won't even know how he spent his days everyday, so adjust yourself if you love him.

Dating him is like dating 2 guys, so today he can tell you how much he loves you, but tomorrow he might call you to cancel your date. When he upsets, he could tell you he hate your dress, even it is the same dress he used to tell you make you look very sexy. Do not ask him why he is that's way for he won't have any explanations too. When he is back to normal mood, he will take you out again and forget what just happened.

You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever. His changes will depend on you, for better or for worst. If you like to take risk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine. He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he crazy in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient.
He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, then he will spent times solving this puzzle.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

From your heart....







                
            An old man in Minnesota wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work.His only son would've helped him ,if he was not in jail.The old man wrote a letter to his son mentioning the situation.


Dear son,

            I'm feeling pretty bad because I won't be able to plant my potato gardens this year.I hate to miss doing the garden,because your mother always loved planting time.I'm just getting too old to digging a garden plot.
            If you're here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig for me,if you weren't in prison.

                                                                                       With love,   
                                                                   Dad                                                                                          

                  Shortly,the old man received a telegram:"For heaven's sake,Dad,don't dig up the garden!!That's where I buried my GUNS!"
                  At 4:00 AM,the next morning,a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug the entire garden without finding any guns.
                   Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened and asked him what to do next.
                    His son's reply was:"Go ahead and plant your potatoes,Dad.It's the best I could do for you from here."

No matter where you're in the world,If you've decided to do something deep from your heart,you can do it.  

Monday, February 1, 2010

How to break a BAD NEWZZZZ...

At the dawn the telephone rings.


"Hello,Master Carlos?This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"

"Ah!Yes,Mr.Arnaldo.What can I do for you?Is there any problem?"

"Umm,I just called to advise you,sir, that your parrot died".

"My parrot?Dead?The one that won the competition?".

"That's the one sir".

"Darn!That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.Oh well...what did it die from?".

"From eating rotten meat".

"Rotten meat?Who was so mean as to give him meat?"

"Nobody sir.It ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

"Dead horse?What dead horse Mr.Arnaldo?"

"Why,those pure breed ones that you had,sir.They died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane?What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire sir".

"Good lord!What fire are you talking about,man?"

"The one at your house!A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire".

"WHAT THE...!!!But there is electricity at the house!!!What was the candle for???"

"For the funeral sir".

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL ???!!!"

"Your mother's!She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief , so I shot her."

  • Poor Carlos...!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

God

Once a man had a chance to speak with god.So he wanted to clarify his doubts.
He asked him,"oh god!Is it true that a million years is a second to you ?"
God replied,"Yes my son."
Man again asked him,"Then what is million rupees equal to you?"
God said,"A paisa".
Man temptingly asked,"oh god!Please grant me a paise."
God replied,"sure my son!In a minute."

OVER-SMART PEOPLE ARE OFTEN OUTSMARTED