God

Once a man had a chance to speak with god.So he wanted to clarify his doubts.
He asked him,"oh god!Is it true that a million years is a second to you ?"
God replied,"Yes my son."
Man again asked him,"Then what is million rupees equal to you?"
God said,"A paisa".
Man temptingly asked,"oh god!Please grant me a paise."
God replied,"sure my son!In a minute."

OVER-SMART PEOPLE ARE OFTEN OUTSMARTED