From your heart....

                
            An old man in Minnesota wanted to spade his potato garden,but it was very hard work.His only son would've helped him ,if he was not in jail.The old man wrote a letter to his son mentioning the situation.

Dear son,

            I'm feeling pretty bad because I won't be able to plant my potato gardens this year.I hate to miss doing the garden,because your mother always loved planting time.I'm just getting too old to digging a garden plot.

            If you're here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig for me,if you weren't in prison.

                                                                                       With love,   

                                                                   Dad                                                                                          

                  Shortly,the old man received a telegram:"For heaven's sake,Dad,don't dig up the garden!!That's where I buried my GUNS!"

                  At 4:00 AM,the next morning,a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug the entire garden without finding any guns.

                   Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened and asked him what to do next.

                    His son's reply was:"Go ahead and plant your potatoes,Dad.It's the best I could do for you from here."

No matter where you're in the world,If you've decided to do something deep from your heart,you can do it.  

How to break a BAD NEWZZZZ...

At the dawn the telephone rings.

"Hello,Master Carlos?This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"

"Ah!Yes,Mr.Arnaldo.What can I do for you?Is there any problem?"

"Umm,I just called to advise you,sir, that your parrot died".

"My parrot?Dead?The one that won the competition?".

"That's the one sir".

"Darn!That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.Oh well...what did it die from?".

"From eating rotten meat".

"Rotten meat?Who was so mean as to give him meat?"

"Nobody sir.It ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

"Dead horse?What dead horse Mr.Arnaldo?"

"Why,those pure breed ones that you had,sir.They died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane?What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire sir".

"Good lord!What fire are you talking about,man?"

"The one at your house!A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire".

"WHAT THE...!!!But there is electricity at the house!!!What was the candle for???"

"For the funeral sir".

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL ???!!!"

"Your mother's!She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief , so I shot her."

• Poor Carlos...!